Yes, it's true! Just when you thought it was safe to walk the streets at night. Once again Zombies Packs are on the loose in Los Angeles!

Scientist believe the outbreak of undead flesheaters is the result of a recent radioactive nuclear spill in Long Beach. Reports say the undead have been seen in large numbers walking through South Central. Zombies can easily be spotted by their rotting green flesh, terrible smell and their hunger for human brains. If you see a Zombie wandering around your neighborhood - run!! But if you find yourself trapped, the best way to deal with a Zombie is to blow their heads off with a explosive, or set them on fire. Only if they are headless or have no flesh will they stop hunting.

Be very careful around the area of Drew, Bethune and Edison Middle Schools. Reports say Zombies may have eaten several teachers and may be roaming around these campuses! The security at these schools will not help you. Some Zombies may even be impersonating school principals and counselors. So BEWARE!!

Have you heard this crazy tale? For many years now, people haved reported seeing tiny people known as "Knombs," these little folks with beedy red eyes and pointy ears, come out of closets in the middle of the night. Usually, the visits are nothing too bad, resulting only in a few stolen wallets, but sometimes... well, things go bad. That's what happened recently on 88th street in South Central LA where the Parker family ignored their son's Anthony's complaints of seeing the little Knombs sneaking around his room at night. The next morning, poor little Anthony was found with his eyes poked out!!

Ghostbusters have been studying the mystery for several years now. Several vidoes taken by researches are currently on the internet. In the videos the Knombs are seen creeping around in the dark after the victim is asleep. Creepy! Researchers say the Knombs may be coming from another dimension and entering the room through a time/dimensional portal. But this is just a theory. What is known for sure is that they like to torment kids. Some say you can get the Knombs to leave you alone by putting two silver coins on the nightstand next to you bed at night. But just in case, you might want to lock you closet door in your bedroom tonight!

With Halloween approaching it's important to be careful out there on the streets. This time of year is known to bring spirits right out of the grave, so be carefull. Reports have reached us of kids doing the "Charley Game" at Drew Middle school. For those of you not in the "know," Charley is played by putting six pencils together and asking the spirits questions. If the pencils move inward the answer is "yes" if they bend outward then it's "no." Several students reported speaking to a spirit that told them that they were going to die. One even passed out from terror after receiving the gloom message. Through our investigation we were able to discover that the evil spirit is in fact, the one and only "Brain Eater Bill" - a dead serial killer that haunts this area. Although this spirit is unable to do an actually harm to living beings, it can inflict emotional terror by "messing with your head" therefore if playing the Charley game - don't take anything that "Brain Eater Bill" tells you too seriously - he's only messin' with ya! At least... we think...

Well friends, Nancy is at it again. Recently students reported to me that she was seen floaitng aroudn the girl's locker room. Other students report seeing blood dripping out of locekr number 374, while other girls say that upon entering the girl's locker room, crosses around their necks began to grow red-hot, and then turned upside down!! Other students have reported hearing eerie, whispery voices in the girl's bathroom saying, "I hear you're talking about me... stop it... or else!!!"

Yikes!!! Looks like it's time to start bringing holy water to school!!

Breaking news horror fans! On Sunday night at aproximately midnight, Felix Rodriguez, a student at Drew Middle School, reported to Mister Diablo that he saw a real live "Chupa" lurking outside his house on 88th street!! Felix sez he saw the little dude sucking the blood out of a dead cat lying in a trash heap. Felix described the Chupacabra as being about three feet tall, covered with "really gross, greasy brown hair, red eyes, short claws and a really bad stink"

"It stank like hell... worse than my sister's breath!" sez Felix. The young man also reports the Chupa hissed at him when he shined a flashlight at it. "The sucker looked right at me. I was freaked, I hate to admit it, but I messed up my shorts pretty bad right then!" sez Felix. "He was like about to jump me, man, when I hurled an empty bottle of Chula hot sauce at the b**ch!" Accroding to Felix the hot sauce bottle struck the little beast in a sensitive area below the waist, at which point the Chupa snarled at Felix and took off, escaping down a dark alley.

This is the first reported Chupacabra outside of Mexico and Puerto Rico. Could it be that the Chupa is migrating north?

Stay tunned...